Kis Kisko Pyar Karun
Director- Men in White; Abbas Mustan
Starring- Kapil Sharma and three Christmas trees, in designer clothes and make up that could feed an entire country.
Rating- Do you really care? You would go and watch and laugh anyway.
Choices in life are good, but what happens when the choices are Calendar Girls and Kis Kis Ko Pyar Karu? Yes I was caught between the devil and the deep blue monster this weekend. I settled for the deep blue monster who is married to three women and dreams to get married to the fourth one, which is a gold mine of a plot for Indian comedies, because let’s admit it, making sexist jokes, targeting our wives’ relatives and coming across as the bechara husband is our favorite pastime. You don’t agree? Check the last Whatsapp forward you received on your phone.
Now let’s pause for a moment and reverse roles. Imagine a leading lady in Hindi films is married to three men and wants to get married to the fourth one. That’s easily possible only if the leading lady is Bharti Singh. Or else the lady is tagged as fast/man eater/chalu; Veronica in Cocktail and Tanu in Tanu Weds Manu series being our shining examples. You see it’s as simple as a shift of a couple of alphabets. When a man does it, he is a stud, when a woman does it, she is a slut!
The success of Comedy Nights with Kapil and now this film just shows the double standards, that we have as a nation.
Kis Kis Ko Pyar Karun begins on such a charitable note that it had me in tears. Kapil Sharma plays a character called Robin Hood Of Shadi.com who gets married to three women or else they would commit suicide. Wow he is a walking talking human langar!! Ok I understand it’s a silly comedy but then don’t justify Mr. Heart Of Gold’s three marriages as an act of charity. There is a drunken scene and a full ten minute long emotional climax where our Robin Hood of Shadi.Com goes a full hamtard. He wallows in self pity as he gives a never ending speech on how he saved the three ladies lives by getting married to them and being honest with all three of them. Even the dialogues are mind numbingly dumb, “Meri shaadiya haadsa thi, aur maine haadson ko ache se nibhaya hain.” Burp!
If the film is meant to be funny, don’t make a marriage messiah out of your misogynist monkey.
The film should have been titled ‘When Misogyny met Flaky’. The three wives are equally hot, equally skinny and equally dumb. I wondered what was smaller their waist lines or their IQ because the curtains in the background seemed far more intelligent than all three wives put together.
The film is not entirely bad. If you suspend your logic and just give in to the hilarity, you might enjoy a few scenes. The birthday scene especially is funny.
Kapil-now-available-in-a-waxed-chest-Sharma is funny, I admit. His comic timing is impeccable. The way he says his lines poker faced, making it all look so spontaneous is sheer talent. His ease with his lines evokes genuine laughs too. My only problem was when he tried doing an SRK in a garden or a Hrithik Roshan on the dance floor. He was bad in both romantic and dance numbers. In fact he looked so awkward romancing the ladies that I couldn’t tell if he would kiss them or puke into their mouths.
The ladies are as forgettable as their characters. Elli Avram looks gorgeous and is pretty high in the movie, not high in acting though. She has two songs to her credit titled Jugni Peeke tight hain and Baba ji ki booti. What the hick!
Wife bashing jokes are deeply connected with crime against women. Nagging wives with an IQ of an onion stopped being funny after Omar Shareef cracked the exact same jokes in Bakra Kishton Mein.
Making it funny just makes it acceptable that women are inferior. It all starts with a harmless joke and ends with horrible cases of molestation and rapes. Umm…to me Kis Kis Se Pyar Karun in two words was NOT FUNNY!